1. If you're familiar with the character Mrs. Incredible, you know this either meant that my hips looked HUGE or my waist looked tiny. Considering I no longer actually have a waist, I'm going to assume he meant the former.
2. The general theme of fashion this fall seems to be Olsen Twins Bag Lady Chic, which is awesome because it means I will never have to buy a maternity top. Case in point: this H&M shirt.
3. Two minutes after these photos were taken, I fell. I'm so graceful.
4. These pictures were taken at a random lake my work friends and I found 5 minutes from our office. When we're having a particularly stressful day, we spend our lunch break taking walks that often turn into what we like to call a senior portrait session. Posing ridiculously is good for the soul.