Here's something you may not have known about life: secrets are fun.
I know, right? That's what I'm here for. Relaying the secrets of life.
I was a little sad last week when I finally had to reveal to my friends where they would be flying to today for the Fourth Annual Carol Convention. I liked having a secret. I felt POWERFUL.
But then I remembered... you still don't know.
So let's pretend you're as invested in this trip as my friends are. Let's pretend I told you to pack a bathing suit and your warmest coat and you're leaving for the airport in 15 minutes and you're SO EXCITED AND SO SCARED AND SO... CONFUSED. But unlike Jessie Spano, you don't need a caffeine pill. You need a clue.
Let me be your Zack Morris. Let me give you a clue.
And did anyone watch Elizabeth Berkley on dancing with the stars? I obviously did. And I kind of wish she would have reprised her interpretive dance from the Bayside Talent show.