I always feel like somebody's watching me.

Y was obviously a little annoyed that I left him for such a long time, because he hurt me in the worst possible way: he pulled a prank on me that he knows I've been dying to pull on someone.

I noticed it when I ran immediately to the bathroom after my 7 hour car ride, and turned to wash my hands.

And then I realized it was everywhere.

And I'll be honest, crying with laughter on my bathroom floor was a pretty good way to return home after a vacation.