drunk and....stupid?

When my friends and I have a few drinks, our conversations go something like this: "I have an idea! Let's have a mini Saints parade around Chicago at 1 am!" or "Hey! Why don't all 7 of us sing Proud Mary onstage at karaoke, and mid-song lead a parade out the door!" (Yeah, we like parades, so what? You don't?)

When Y and his friends have a few drinks, they have conversations like the one that took place immediately before this picture was taken Friday night:

"Guys. Question. Would you rather have Hepatitis C or AIDs?"