This post is Scholarly Ike approved.
Today a friend and fellow grammar nerd was telling me about a guy she met. Of all of his great qualities, she said the one that made him most dateable was that he used a semi-colon. Correctly. In a text.
I told her that he was definitely a keeper, but that you probably should judge a book by its texting/messaging. Y, for instance, is one of the smartest people I know, but I would not be surprised if I got a message from him one night after class that said hye just got dun studying about how to b a docter!
Not 5 minutes later, Y g-chatted me.
i ate a bunch of oragnes. and now a friut fly wont leave my beard alone.